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5/18/2011

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Five plus wives and twenty plus children, allows one to see the family man/mass murderer from a different view.  The man who once married his first cousin, because they were in "love", was blessed with at least eleven bundles of joy during his time with Najwa.  Knowing that purgatory would never do, he promised her "paradise" if she granted him permission to marry another.

Taking the hand of a second wife, and one nine years his senior, Bin Laden was granted three more deliveries from the long billed stork.  While their marriage lasted twelve years, there was no such arrangement that called for monogamy.  The word was not within Bin Laden's vocabulary, as he took a third wife two years into this marriage.

While his second wife's opinion was not one that mattered, Bin Laden ask Najwa's permission to pick up a third.  Khairiah bore him only one son.  Hardly enough to keep his interest, he needed another.  By the fourth wife, permission may have no longer been needed, as it's not written that he ask again, or at least not in the "Times".

The fourth wife came only two years after the third.  Holding true to her number, Kadhija bore him four little angels.  A daughter who he married off at age 11, to a Qaeda fighter.  Father knows best. 

Bin Laden's fifth wife is an unknown.  It is not known who she was.  It is not known if she put out, as there is no recording of children conceived during the short 24 hour marriage.  It is not know where they were married.  Perhaps in a Las Vegas sister city such as Dubai.

Last but not least, Amal, who was shot in the leg during the Pakistani raid.  Bin Laden, who had once enjoyed the touch of an older woman, prior to his mid life crisis, when he chose this fifteen year old girl as his newest bride.  She bore him only one daughter. 

Three of his last four wives were taken into custody, as well as some of his offspring.  The first wife that escaped him has finally found paradise, perhaps, now that Bin Laden is resting peacefully at the bottom of the ocean.

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Payback

5/4/2011

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Is it unfair to file suit against lenders responsible for the housing bust years after the fact?  The federal government would say "No".  MortgageIT has been under scrutiny for more than half a decade.  After merging with Deutsche bank, and recording a record quarter, the fed chimed in with "Liar, Liar, pants on fire", to the tune of a billion dollar lawsuit.

A little ironic that Deutsche bank acquired its subsidiary for less than 500 million in 2007, but is facing a lawsuit double the acquisition price for actions that took place prior to the merger.  Deutsche says that 90% of the problem took place prior to the acquisition.  The fed claims the resale of the bad mortgages took place between 2007 - 2009, justifying the case against them.  If the fed wins this suit, it could be one of the keys to a payback.

With the amount of bad lending judgments offered by large U.S. Banks, it is interesting the one the fed cast a lawsuit on is German based.  Would it do more harm than good, if the fed took up similar lawsuits against large U.S. lenders?  MortgageIT played a significant role in bad lending practices, and we would like that money back please. 

According to a Dow Jones Newswire released in late March, 2011, the fed and treasury are already reaping returns on the TARP plan.  The original amount loaned to big banks was $245 billion.  They have already received $251 billion back from this unpopular bailout plan.  The government will profit from interest and repayment on some lenders, and from lawsuits on others.

The fed has implied Deutsche bank is not lining their pockets with honest money.  There are those who would accuse the fed of being far greater crooks than any consumer bank.  A federal watchdog once said that the fed and treasury lied about several top banks being healthy who were not, when they launched the TARP rescue plan.  If that is true, how are they already turning profit just a couple years after the fact?

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    My banter was on current affairs and ran from 2011 - 2016. I currently enjoy writing satire and horror shorts.

    I chose themes to run against each current event to bring some entertainment to my Banters. I began writing the banter in February 2011, and wrote my last in February 2016.

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