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2/27/2013

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“You forgot your fortune cookie.”  - Harry Callahan (The Dead Pool)

The Federal Reserve doesn’t see much chance of an equity bubble, as they continue to buy up equity pools to the tune of over $2.5 trillion thus far.  “Inflation is currently subdued, and inflation expectations appear well anchored,” states Mr. Bernanke in his testimony to the Senate Banking Committee. It’s difficult not to focus on the grey haired gentlemen positioned not far behind him during his testimony. The man in a room full of suits, laughing to himself as Bernanke comments, “Equity holders are still being somewhat risk adverse.” (BloombergTV, 2013) 

Throughout his entire term, interest rates have remained near zero to spur growth.  Inflation can’t happen until the monetary system tightens its’ belts.  When questioned about concerns of inflation, the Chairman quips, “My inflation record is the best of any Federal Reserve Chairman in the post-war period.”  (Bull, 2013) That may remain a fact if Mr. Bernanke doesn’t run for a second term, as inflation isn’t expected to hit for 4-5 more years, and his term is up in 2014.  The man who follows Mr. Chairman will likely have a very bad record with inflation, but he didn’t start fire. 

When the housing bubble burst, the average day Joe said, “you can’t blame me, the bank knew I couldn’t make the payments of a second mortgage.”  The bank said, “Don’t blame us; we thought it was ok to give everyone the opportunity of home ownership.  Besides, they were only on our balance sheets for a couple months before Fannie and Freddie stepped in.”  Fannie and Freddie said, “We’re done, the FAA needs to share in this great fortune.”  The FAA said, “As long as their insured.”  Here comes AIG, “We can insure anything.”  As long as the Federal Reserve can spare a few dollars, let’s just hope they’re not too big to fail once they pull on them lending reigns.  Maybe Federal Chairman Bernanke isn’t fully to blame, he’s just putting out fires.  You have to feel a little pain for the man who follows.

He’d better be a hell of a salesman.  The Federal Reserve sees no reason to stop buying asset bonds now.  They continue their bond purchasing at approximately $85 billion a month. (Bull, 2013) Ben Bernanke’s predecessor will need to unload a few trillion dollars in assets once he gains power.  These packages were once referred to as toxic assets, and since have become a bit more appealing when given the term mortgage-backed securities.   

The central bank is in charge of making money; they didn’t get where they are without doing a little laundry.  There was the “Mark to Market” accounting rule that once benefited financial institutions prior to the mortgage crisis.  (Knowledge@Wharton, 2009)  This accounting rule would have made bank profits high when the assets price was high, and depleted those profits when prices feel.  But if they had been basing their profits on what the amount of the loan was, as opposed to the price of the real estate, it really makes one question if the losses would have been as devastating.   Our central bank has a new accounting rule that suits them perfectly for this crisis.  An accounting rule may be the key to unloading the trillions of dollars in packaged assets they purchased.  This new rule will allow them to defer losses, use credit for interest, then take on the payments once their books become profitable again.  (Kurtz, 2013)

To quote Callahan, “You want to play the game, you better know the rules, luv.” Nobody knows the rules’ better than Dirty Harry playing the “The Dead Pool” game.  (Horn, 1988)

Works Cited
BloombergTV. (2013, 02 26). Bernanke: I Don't See Evidence of Equity Bubble. Retrieved 02 26, 2013, from Bloomberg.com: http://www.bloomberg.com/video/bernanke-i-don-t-see-evidence-of-equity-bubble-1ECUuKK5TheYLOdKUN8s0g.html
Bull, P. d. (2013, 02 26). Bernanke says Fed stimulaus benefits clear, downplays risks. Retrieved 02 26, 2013, from Reuters : http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/26/us-usa-fed-idUSBRE91P03T20130226
Horn, B. V. (Director). (1988). The Dead Pool [Motion Picture].
Knowledge@Wharton. (2009, 04 01). Are 'Mark-to-market' Accounting Rules on the Mark. Retrieved 02 27, 2013, from Knowledge@Wharton: http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article.cfm?articleid=2195
Kurtz, A. (2013, 02 22). Fed officials: Don't worry if we lose money. Retrieved 02 27, 2013, from CNNMoney: http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/22/news/economy/fed-future-losses/index.html?section=money_topstories
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The source of that which is received

2/13/2013

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”We're all out of our minds, haven't you observed it?” – Andre Moreau (Scaramouche 1952)

The currency wars require predictable responses from opponents. Like fencing, tactics of timing, self-control, and spinning of the wheel may be observed.  Attack movements include thrusts, feints, binds, extension, remise, and a possible move of in quartata.  The counter attack may be one of evasion.  Look out for offenses such as turning ones’ back on an opponent, fake control markings, and failing to follow the code of the hosting organization.  (DBT, 2011)

A cleverly worded statement that has been said to confuse currency values was released by the G7.  There has been some debate of who the source of the statement was.  One must decipher from the 7 powers, who stands the most to gain from a devalued yen.  The G7 consists of Germany, Italy, France, Japan, Britain, Canada, and the United States. 

The articulation that sent the yen into a tailspin, per a news release of the G7 statement reads, “We, the G7 Ministers and Governors, reaffirm our longstanding commitment to market determined exchange rates and to consult closely in regard to actions in foreign exchange markets. We reaffirm that our fiscal and monetary policies have been and will remain oriented towards meeting our respective domestic objectives using domestic instruments, and that we will not target exchange rates. We are agreed that excessive volatility and disorderly movements in exchange rates can have adverse implications for economic and financial stability. We will continue to consult closely on exchange markets and cooperate as appropriate."  (Statement, 2012)

If the US is behind the source of the statement, it may be a spinning of the wheel tactic in use.  Lail Brainard, Secretary for International Affairs of US Treasury, indicated that the US supported Japan’s fight against deflation.  Markets interpreted this to mean the yen was weak, and needed to be sold. (Schnurr, 2013) Was that a move to devalue the yen that it could be bought back at lower rate?  It could be with the idea that a little clarification would drive the value back up. 

If the statement was a counter attack of evasion it could have come from Japan.  Why would Japan want to devalue their currency?  Devaluating currency devalues debt; it also helps keep a country competitive within the market of exports.  According to MoneyWeek, it’s all about the “race to the bottom.” (Frisby, 2013)   

According to Marc Chandler of Brown Brother Harriman, “It is interesting to speculate who is the G7 source. It may have come from a country who feared the loss of competitiveness from a depreciating yen the most. Within the G7, this seems an awful lot like France.” (Chandler, 2013)  Why would France want to devalue the yen? 

Maybe the attack was a move of in quartata by France.  By concealing the front and exposing the back, less harm will come to the target.  Rumors were floating about a downgrade in the France credit rating.  France has voiced concern over the Euros strength, but their concerns have only been brushed off by other G7 members.

The idea of “excessive volatility and disorderly movements in exchange rates” having an adverse effect on an economy, screamed sell the yen.  If the finance ministers can master predicting the behavior of their opponent, the best investment may be in the currency wars.  Sell high, then buy low.  Once clarification was brought to the statement, the yen’s value thrust upward.

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) conditions are in place to discourage policy makers from manipulating exchange rates.  With floating exchange rates, currencies are determined by supply and demand.  While driving a currency down can help make exports more appealing, driving a currency up helps control inflation.  Once our finalist all arrive the finish line at the bottom, then what?  There’s no place to go, but up.

Works Cited
Chandler, M. (2013, 02 13). Choppy FX In the Fog of War. Retrieved 02 13, 2013, from Seeking Alpha: http://seekingalpha.com/article/1177381-choppy-fx-in-the-fog-of-war
DBT. (2011, 12 16). Fencing 101. Retrieved 02 13, 2012, from What is fencing: http://www.whatisfencing.com/
Frisby, D. (2013, 01 31). Will the pound fall below parity with US dollar. Retrieved 02 13, 2013, from MoneyWeek: http://www.moneyweek.com/investments/currencies/will-the-pound-slump-against-the-dollar-62430
Schnurr, L. (2013, 02 11). Yen plunges versus dollar, euro; Wall Street steps back. Retrieved 02 13, 2013, from Reuters: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/11/us-markets-global-idUSBRE88901C20130211
Statement, G. (2012, 02 12). New Release. Retrieved 02 13, 2012, from Bank of England: http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/publications/Pages/news/2013/027.aspx

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